The power of prayer

[Joy]

MT. VERNON, TEXAS WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to
increase their ever-growing business. In response, the
local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from
expanding with morning, afternoon and evening prayer sessions at their
church. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the
grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the
ground!

After the cathouse was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the
church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about
"the power of prayer."

But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madame, sued the
church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that
the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building
and her business either through direct or indirect divine
actions or means."

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied any and all
responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.

The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the
defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't
know how the hell I'm going to decide this damn case, but it appears from
the paperwork that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in
the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all
bullshit!"

[geewhiz]

Post by Joy
MT. VERNON, TEXAS WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to
increase their ever-growing business. In response, the
local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from
expanding with morning, afternoon and evening prayer sessions at their
church. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before  the
grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it  to the
ground!
After the cathouse was burned to the ground by the lightning strike,  the
church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about
"the power of prayer."
But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madame, sued the
church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that
the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her  building
and her business either through direct or indirect divine
actions or means."
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied any and all
responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the
defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't
know how the hell I'm going to decide this damn case, but it appears  from
the paperwork that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly  believes in
the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation  that thinks it's all
bullshit!"
--
Joy
"I am glad that I paid so little attention to good advice; had I abided by
it I might have been saved from some of my most valuable mistakes." - Edna
St. Vincent Millay

LOL! This is the funniest little joke I have ever seen!

Thanks ZILLIONS!!!!

:-)

JD

[geno4321]

Post by Joy
MT. VERNON, TEXAS WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to
increase their ever-growing business. In response, the
local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from
expanding with morning, afternoon and evening prayer sessions at their
church. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the
grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the
ground!
After the cathouse was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the
church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about
"the power of prayer."
But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madame, sued the
church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that
the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building
and her business either through direct or indirect divine
actions or means."
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied any and all
responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the
defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't
know how the hell I'm going to decide this damn case, but it appears from
the paperwork that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in
the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all
bullshit!"
--
Joy
"I am glad that I paid so little attention to good advice; had I abided by
it I might have been saved from some of my most valuable mistakes." - Edna
St. Vincent Millay

That's a riot.

[Joan F (MI)]

Only in America.

Joy wrote:
| MT. VERNON, TEXAS WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE
|
| Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their
| building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the
| local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from
| expanding with morning, afternoon and evening prayer sessions at their
| church. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before
| the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned
| it to the ground!
|
| After the cathouse was burned to the ground by the lightning strike,
| the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about
| "the power of prayer."
|
| But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madame, sued the
| church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that
| the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her
| building and her business either through direct or indirect divine
| actions or means."
|
| In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied any and all
| responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
|
| The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the
| defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't
| know how the hell I'm going to decide this damn case, but it appears
| from the paperwork that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly
| believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation
| that thinks it's all bullshit!"

[o***@yahoo.com]

knot every smart areya? the piece is a joke.

Post by Joan F (MI)
Only in America.
| MT. VERNON, TEXAS WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE
|
| Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their
| building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the
| local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from
| expanding with morning, afternoon and evening prayer sessions at their
| church. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before
| the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned
| it  to the ground!
|
| After the cathouse was burned to the ground by the lightning strike,
| the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about
| "the power of prayer."
|
| But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madame, sued the
| church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that
| the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her
| building and her business either through direct or indirect divine
| actions or means."
|
| In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied any and all
| responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
|
| The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the
| defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't
| know how the hell I'm going to decide this damn case, but it appears
| from the paperwork that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly
| believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation
| that thinks it's all bullshit!"

[NotMe]

Post by Joy
MT. VERNON, TEXAS WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building
to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the
local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from
expanding with morning, afternoon and evening prayer sessions at their
church. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the
grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the
ground!
After the cathouse was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the
church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about
"the power of prayer."
But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madame, sued the
church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that
the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building
and her business either through direct or indirect divine
actions or means."
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied any and all
responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the
defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't
know how the hell I'm going to decide this damn case, but it appears from
the paperwork that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes
in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks
it's all bullshit!"

Reminds me of legal action in Mississippi.

Local church relocated (spent big bucks on the new construction) on the
opposite corner of a major intersection from a historic bar then proceed to
sue to have the bar condemned under a state law providing that a bar cannot
be within 1000 feet of a church.

Judge ruled the church had to move.

[o***@yahoo.com]

Post by NotMe

Post by Joy
MT. VERNON, TEXAS WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building
to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the
local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from
expanding with morning, afternoon and evening prayer sessions at their
church. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before  the
grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it  to the
ground!
After the cathouse was burned to the ground by the lightning strike,  the
church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about
"the power of prayer."
But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madame, sued the
church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that
the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her  building
and her business either through direct or indirect divine
actions or means."
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied any and all
responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the
defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't
know how the hell I'm going to decide this damn case, but it appears  from
the paperwork that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly  believes
in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation  that thinks
it's all bullshit!"

Reminds me of legal action in Mississippi.
Local church relocated (spent big bucks on the new construction) on the
opposite corner of a major intersection from a historic bar then proceed to
sue to have the bar condemned under a state law providing that a bar cannot
be within 1000 feet of a church.
Judge ruled the church had to move.

knot every smart areya? the piece is a joke.

[i***@gmail.com]

On a more serious note:

http://IClast.net/Grafix/PrayGunB.html

The "B" is for "both", the left and the right. If have a preference, please let me know.